"I peed...in your shoes"

Joe went into work late today because it was "donuts with dad day" at Harrison's school. I took full advantage of having Joe home until 9, and took the dog for a walk (by myself-such a treat!). Joe said he was changing Lillian and Harrison walked in and said, "daddy, I had an accident. Joe asked where, and Harrison replied "I peed...in your shoes." He peed in his pants and it trickled into Joe's Cole Haan loafers! You know you are a parent when...